December 2010
43 posts
“Hipsters with vision problems are taking over the world!”
– Me in relation to graffiti of the Illuminati symbol spreading everywhere.
A huntsman tried to kill us all last night. It has a sniper rifle I swear. We trapped it in a Dora clock box and a manila folder then THREW THAT BITCH INTO THE NIGHT.
pinkhairedwizard asked: NOT AS DECEPTIVE AS SOME PEOPLE OMG I CAN'T EVEN.
Eels.
Eels.
Eels.
I had one foot in the grave.
But now I’m nu-rave.
It’ll seem more like a song,
and less like it’s mad,
if you pull on my hair,
and bite me like that.
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Straight up gangster tripping.
I’m holding a wad of cash and wondering when the last time I did something social that wasn’t smoking weed was.
And I have work soon.
On another note, if anyone remembers the dragonfly out for my blood, it died. I think it lived out 99% of its life cycle in my boyfriends room terrorizing me.
Dragonfly OF DOOM.
Theres a fucking dragonfly plotting my doom.
It’s been swooping at me for about an hour now and I fear it is slowly learning my weaknesses. It has realized I cannot see behind me and is swooping the back of my head repeatedly. Also, it has developed a liking to bashing into my screen then flying at my boobs. I terrified of all flying bugs and things and nature in general.
If I don’t...
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T-T-T-T-T-T-TATTOOS BLUE HAIR MAKING ME GO WOO...
Must re-do that song.
Laterzzz
There are biscuits to be eaten and kittens to be looked at.
ALL THE PEOPLE ON THE STREET NOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.
I really really want a magic 8 ball.
Today… Walking through coles… I saw a wall of refrigerated eggnog.
My response was to spin around to my friends and start singing “Egg Nog, Egg Nog, you’re my Egg Nog, and baby you can turn me on.” (Tom Jones for those of you playing at home.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Inspired by the fat man and Ke$ha
Hot and dangerous If you’re one of us, then roll with us ‘Cause we make minorities fall in mud When we’ve got our suspenders on and up And yes of course we does we running this town just like A-dolf And no, you don’t wanna mess with us Got swastikas on my necklace ace ace Shaved and no hair in my eyes Stockings ripped all up the side Looking sick and scary-fied So let’s go-o-o (Let’s go!)...
I feel like I just ripped my own fuckin' spine out
I just got a bracelet stuck on my nape peircing and didn’t realize until PAIN ENGULFED MY LIFE AS I KNOW IT.
NOW I SIT HERE AND CRY UNTIL MY SPINAL COLUMN REBUILDS ITSELF.
Always one step ahead...
Me: Look at my fucking epic bakery, I spent all day at work on it. IT HAS PURPLE WALLS.
Adam: I have two bakeries. And I just flung 50 innocent villagers over a cliff. My game is better.
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I know a place Where the grass is really obscure Cool, and pretty rare It must be an effect on the camera Sippin’ soy and ice Layin’ underneath the autumn trees (Undone) The boys Style their hair Try’na match a little be-eards (and mo’s) You could travel the world But nothing comes close To the Hipster Coast Once you party with us You’ll be blogging ‘bout...
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OHHH WHO LIVES ON A HILL AND SHARES A ROOM WITH A...
So imagine my life is Spongebob Squarepants. Except Sandy Cheeks is an alcoholic sports wear saleswoman and Squidward just got fired from the Krusty Krab. I’m Spongebob. I’ve worked 8 days straight for my money tight boss and I think I get a day off in about… 6 days? The money’s good and as long as I have my iPod playing all day I maintain my sanity.
There are only two...
November 2010
22 posts
“I have a wishing well
A living will
A magical eight ball”
– The Kill - The Dresden Dolls
Oh Darling, You're Charming.
I’m spending 6 hours working while it’s dead quiet, cleaning and listening to The Dresden Dolls.
I work for the money…
So hard for the honey…
